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jellyfish festival 

massive party on the beach of madison, connecticut during labor day weekend that results in heavy drinking and smoking mad trees, often you will witness old men falling out of windows, sightings of shamu, and/or people fighting benches
"Yo, did u go to the jellyfish festival this year?"

"Fuck yea dude but i can't fucking remember"
jellyfish festival by bigD567 October 6, 2008

sexual tension jellyfish 

In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.
I was with my ex and his new girlfriend, so i did the sexual tension jellyfish.

Jellyfish Balls 

Rather large balls contained within a translucent ball sack. The balls are extremely hairy, thus resembling the many tentacles protruding from the body of a jellyfish. Such hair can scratch another during intercourse similarly to the stinging of a jellyfish. It is recommended to keep a distance from those with jellyfish balls. Those with this condition usually have sloth-like features, say "brah," ride bicycles, fix computers, and have no car.
That guy last night had huge jellyfish balls; I have the worst rash!

Man-of-war!
Jellyfish Balls by Eb&Iv September 15, 2009

jellyfishfingernail4 

My very cool my mutual 😊😘👍👍
"Tik tok user @Jellyfishfingernail4 just posted a new video oh em jee!!"
"Yes"

Smith mountain lake jellyfish 

a submerged plastic grocery bag full of beers used to transport beers while swimming. often seen at wakeboard contests
"Want a beer?"

"Nah, I got my own, check the smith mountain lake jellyfish."

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Jellyfish Land 

the act of masturbating in the bathtub, resulting in water that looks like the jellyfish tank at sea world.
Luke- I need to have a second bath.

Mary- Why?

Luke- I took a trip to Jellyfish Land, now I'm dirtier than before.
Jellyfish Land by LaughingMan56 March 18, 2010