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hockey privilege 

when girls become attracted to hockey players only because they play hockey.
*ryan is ugly, and new to the school*
ava: omg ryan is sooooo hot. he plays hockey
*ryan and ava snap each other despite the fact they haven’t even met in person yet, only because he plays hockey*
this would be an example of hockey privilege

honkenbonkers 

DEFINITIONS:
1) someone or something that is crazy or awesome!

2) something you say after yourself or someone does something awesome or crazy.

3) To achieve greatness

4) Crazy, wild, insane, psycho, ect

5) It can also go well with almost anything else you say

*also a good hashtag! #honkenbonkers*
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EXAMPLES:
1) - "That was honkenbonkers

- "he punched the guy, he is honkenbonkers"

- "im honkenbonkers"

2) - "I just slapped that booty!" "honkenbonkers"

- "I just lifted 300lbs" "honkenbonkers"

3) - "I’m going to college" "honkenbonkers"

- "I made tons of money$$$!" "honkenbonkers"

- "Im geting Swole" "honkenbonkers"

4) - just randomly screaming "HONKENBONKERS"

- going around fist-bumping people and saying "honkenbonkers"

5) - "hi, honkenbonkers"

- "come over, honkenbonkers"

- "pizza is honkenbonkers"

Honkey Hoedown 

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.
I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's
Honkey Hoedown by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012

Hockey Ass 

Hockey Ass is what is created due to the constant squating position hockey players do to get the longest skating stride possible. Working out doing mostly Back squats, Deadlifts, lunges etc, also help in the creation of the perfect hockey ass. It is a firm, large, and muscular bottom which is something puck bunnies are always on the look for. Buying Jeans or other pants can be a disaster as having horse-like thighs and ass makes many pairs too small. Overall, having a Hockey Ass is awesome, and will surely get you laid ;)
Puck Bunny 1: OMG, Here comes #20!

Puck Bunny 2: Look at that Hockey Ass
Hockey Ass by Hockey Jock February 2, 2017

Canadian hockey smile 

The semi-toothless grin of a person missing teeth as a result of playing hockey.
Dave took a puck to the mouth in the game on saturday and lost three teeth, now he has an awesome Canadian hockey smile.

Ice hockey 

A team sport played on ice with sticks. It is a bit like bandy, but on a smaller field and with a puck in stead of a ball. The five field players go on and off the ice pretty often during the game.
- Do you play bandy in these parts?

- No, we don't have the space for a bandy rink, so we only play ice hockey.
Ice hockey by EliasG March 28, 2018