Jake Hobbs 

a little goblin who can’t back up any of the shit he talks and tries to act cool in front of girls

If u wanna fight me, you gotta stop acting like a jake hobbs

Jake Hobbs by Kebdkzn February 16, 2020

destiny hobbs 

fucking slut who can’t keep her legs closed😉

don’t be a destiny hobbs.

destiny hobbs by Spookiiiy lee February 24, 2019

Dennis Hobbs 

Dennis Hobbs ALSO known as Dman is a CFO local to the Seattle area known for all of his political clout and decisions that took benefits away from starving children.

"DUDE was that the Dman (Dennis Hobbs)?"
"yea I think so, he is souch a cold basterd he made my blood freez"

Dennis Hobbs by SMART ASS 123 November 4, 2009

brooklyn hobbs 

This guy's a true character. He's a big fat black man from Mississippi but has been living in Brooklyn for the last ten years. This man really knows the know about what's happening around Brooklyn.

"Hey, there ol' Brooklyn Hobbs is, what a guy!"

brooklyn hobbs by uhhhhhhhhuhhhhh April 21, 2018

Logan Hobbs 

Logan Hobbs is a great guy with a massive schlong. He will pound through anyone who gets in the way of his dream of becoming a professional toe sucker.

“Logan Hobbs pounded through my stepsister last night because she wouldn’t let him suck her toes!”

Logan Hobbs by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 10, 2021

The Hobbs Tree 

The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.

I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.

The Hobbs Tree by bencurryy May 3, 2022

Danielle Hobbs 

A very Large Fat Cow.

moo.
that Danielle Hobbs is a real cow.

Danielle Hobbs by Danielle/Cow Hater. June 28, 2009