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A guy with an odd pool of grey hair.
The grey hair ain't just a color, it's old semen from the local fishermen.
The definition is a guy walking with other guys semen.
The grey hair ain't just a color, it's old semen from the local fishermen.
The definition is a guy walking with other guys semen.
"Omg did you go hans on your hair again?"
"Let's hans up his hair, I got a heavy nutsack ready to be emptied!"
"Look at that hans guy!"
"Let's hans up his hair, I got a heavy nutsack ready to be emptied!"
"Look at that hans guy!"
hans by BackpackerJoe January 18, 2008
hans
(n)(In the South) a condescening term used for people who display characteristics of "hicks" and who are usually overconfident and think they have more friends than they actually do.
Ok, "Hans," take that squirrel off of its leash and let it go. Squirrels are not pets, it doesn't like you and neither does anyone else. Oh, and put some shoes on.
hans by Charlie Ferman September 23, 2007
Hans
A stupid idiot that everyone hates and wish he doesn't exist. He is weird and especially girls hate him because he does weird things we do NOT speak of. He has a crush on a girl named Claire, but she loathes him. Hans may be somewhat smart, but he is still an idiot. Claire still hates him and wishes that he was never born.
Hans secretly spies on Claire and Madeline sometimes, and it is creepy as beep
Hans secretly spies on Claire and Madeline sometimes, and it is creepy as beep
Claire: I'm scared, Hans is looking at me
Madeline: ignore him and he will ignore you
Claire: you know nothing. I can feel him looking at me, it is scary.
Madeline: ignore him and he will ignore you
Claire: you know nothing. I can feel him looking at me, it is scary.
Hans by The herd. Unicorn poop March 14, 2020
Hans
A Hans is somebody who is a pothead, pimp, hermit and on the side stripper.
They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.
They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.
Hans by Henry Mole January 7, 2015
Hans
Hans get me my FLAMMENWERFER!!
Hans
The natural enemy of every NOPE that exists.
His favorite weapon is the flammenwerfer but he can use also many other weapons like Harpoon-werfer, Miniguns etc.
His favorite weapon is the flammenwerfer but he can use also many other weapons like Harpoon-werfer, Miniguns etc.
Man 1: Hey look there.
Man 2: What's that?!
Man 1: A big fat nope!
Man 2: HANS, GET THE FLAMMENWERFER!!!!
Man 2: What's that?!
Man 1: A big fat nope!
Man 2: HANS, GET THE FLAMMENWERFER!!!!
Hans by TheDestructor July 1, 2017