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guest of honor 

the object of your sexual fantasy while you rub one out
Sandy was the guest of honor last night
guest of honor by Pat one December 27, 2017
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guest hole 

An orifice on your girlfriend that your buddies get to use during a gangbang.
Hey Sheila are your guest holes clean? Geoff and Tommy are coming over later tonight.
guest hole by The Bang Fairy October 9, 2005

guest towel 

When you are gettin a chick from behind who has long hair, grab the hair and thoroughly wipe off your dick after you've finished. Keep in mind guest towels are for decoration only so if you use it, dont expect another invite.
Your Roommate: Hey, whatever happened with that chick you brought home the other night?

You: Oh, she wont be back, I used the guest towel.
guest towel by b-tox May 26, 2012

Guest-Friend 

Someone who you dont want to show up but they do anyway. You probably dont like him/her because they are annoying, though you always see them. Otherwise known as the buzzkill of the party.
1: Who all showed up at the party?
2: Just some of the guys...oh and my guest-friend, Terry

Guest Star 

The third person involved in a threesome with a couple. A sexual third wheel usually a stranger or acquaintance.
My girlfriend and I invited the hot chick from the airport to be our guest star Friday night and she was a total freak.
Guest Star by Mr Trev Trev April 29, 2010

guest of the government 

In jail. ( euphemism )
My dad is guest of the government after the police caught him selling dope.
guest of the government by zimbax November 19, 2012