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Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
Gogurt Goblin by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024

Gogurt squeeze 

When a man's foreskin is long enough, you have to squeeze the cum out like gogurt.
Yo, that guy has such long foreskin that you could totally gogurt squeeze him.

gogurt grip 

how one commonly holds their dick when sending a dick pic; in reference to the yogurt tubes snacks from the 90s
"Why is everyone doing the gogurt grip in their dick pics?"
gogurt grip by nanidafuqq April 14, 2025

Guatemalan GoGurt 

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.
Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."

Mormon Gogurt 

When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.
"Stacy gave me a Mormon gogurt last night at that house party."

Prison gogurt 

After at least 8 men gangrape 1 person, sharing one condom, the single individual is handed the now full and distended condom to slurp the baby gravy from within much like a gogurt tube
Prisoner 1: Hey, I heard Steve wants a prison gogurt...
Prisoner 2: That cum dumpster just got one last night, it's my turn!!