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God Church 

Ricegum copying jake Paul but rice made it look and sound good
God Church by Rice 🍚 August 12, 2017

God Church 

A shitty sentence Jake Paul made up just for his stupid ass song.

#Logang4life
" hey bro have you boughten any god churches"
" bro, what the heak is that?"

"Its just some stupid thingas that Jake Pual mad up for no reason. Stupid right?!"

"Yrah definitley stupid!"

God Church 

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch
Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul

God Church 

A term used by Jake Paul meaning merch is selling fast and you need to get it while you can.
Logan Paul said his merch is on God Church status.