Geordie bastard 

A particularly loud, brash and offensive male from Newcastle. Usually hell bent on Newcastle brown and looking to pan your head in for casting a single glance at his bird or slagging off his football team.

"Oh shit, were playing Newcastle today (re. football), the whole town will be over-run with geordie bastards!"

Geordie bastard by gogggg January 28, 2006

geordie 

An awful race of people who claim to be the 'friendliest people in Britain'. I assure you they are not. An example would be to pay a visit to the drinking establishments after 10pm where you are guaranteed see semi-naked, truly foul mouthed 'women' being pawed by equally foul mouthed Neanderthals. Same drunken Cro-Magnon male will stick a broken pint glass in your face as soon as look at you whilst shouting 'SHEARER! SHEARER!" and his mates are sticking the boot into you. Not saying this wouldn't happen anywhere else in Britain, but these excuses for humanity are the worst

Man in pub: Whoops sorry mate I've knocked your pint and it's spilt a little bit..I'll get you another"
Geordie:Ya Fuckin cockney bastard, am gonna fuckin knack ye (proceeds to force pint pot into mans mouth"
Geordies Girlfriend: Gan on kidda, knack the cunt!"

geordie by Smogtastic November 17, 2006

Geordie 

From George (Greek Georgios d. 303 A.D.) + IE. Geordie is a term that has come come to denote two things:

1. A native of Tyneside

2. A supporter of Newcastle United (the noted pigeon crap of the North East).

The latter of these two has created a change to the traditional Geordie song, Blaydon Races. The new version is as follows:

Oh, me lads! You shoulda seem 'em gannin,
Dyre and co., havin a god - all the toon git bangin,
Thor was lots o' lads 'n' lasses there,
Fanies was git aching!
We divvn't need the Champion's - we'd rather gan out rapin!

Geordies are give a bad name by Newcastle United.

The mackems beat the Geordies.

Geordie by Jonny D July 13, 2004

Geordie Handshake 

When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.

Oi, Let me give you a good ol' geordie handshake and let's grab a couple drinks yeh

Geordie Handshake by metal2210 March 25, 2019

geordie tapas 

A popular Tyneside lunch, consisting of three different Gregg's pasties artfully arranged on a plate

"Diven't dee us any bait, mam, ah'll gan oot fer sum Geordie Tapas"

geordie tapas by MrsTrellis May 25, 2016

geordiee

so cool isheman bestie xxxxxx

“up town geordieee isheyyyyyyyy”

geordiee by stevihxpelolol May 8, 2021

georgiesbrownies 

Amazing swag kid
CAN BE CRINGE but COOL

You are very georgiesbrownies rn

georgiesbrownies by MyFoxAteMyHomework August 25, 2021