Fumping 

the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP

Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!

Fumping by GSB55 June 27, 2009

fuming kerplunk 

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car

Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk

fuming kerplunk by Metzfreak February 3, 2014

fumking 

Autocorrect changes fucking to fumking on my best friends phone so we figured it needed a definition. We thought of fumbling so decided it should mean sloppy drunk sex. Like you’re fumbling around trying to hook up. Fumking!

After the bar last night we were so hammered we were fumking around for like an hour.

fumking by Likethebeach October 20, 2019

fuming dragon 

when a female performs oral sex.
When swallowing, male whacks female across the back of the head and cum sprays out of her nose.
Female looks like a dragon with smoke coming out of her nose

fuming dragon by LC August 25, 2003

Fuming at the Gasket 

Feeling very angry about a particular scenario. You feel so angry that you lose that concept language of English is not good.

"Oh geez Frank, my wife just called me. She said that the toilet just clogged up again. One might say that I am fuming at the gasket right now."
"Oh dear Paul, that's a real shame."
"Sborpe ish Funk"

Fuming at the Gasket by GasketFumer69 November 27, 2017

Fumping 

Foil-pumping, pumping a (hydro)foil surfboard. The surfer can pump the hydrofoil surfboard up and down to get from one wave to the next, or do it in completely flat water. Fumping requires a whole-body motion that looks spastically unelegant, rotating both arms synchronously while doing sit-ups.

Look at that guy fumping back to the point break.

Fumping by shipsterrr July 31, 2018

Fuming 

To be post lit, but pre hungover. To be coasting on the fumes of the night before.

Man TWag was hammered last night, I bet he’s fuming right now.

Fuming by Toad69 May 23, 2018