fuck yo couch 

If a motherfucker spill his motherfucking drink on you in the club while you fresh he fucking up yo couch man. If a bitch loud as hell in yo ear while you trying to get your smoke on or you sleep, she fucking up yo couch man. If the police come around this motherfucker messin up your paper they fucking up yo couch.

Fuck yo couch: nigga you fucking up my couch.

fuck yo couch by yanar October 28, 2006

fuck yo couch 

Dissing someone else's crew, or crib.

Giants - "We just schooled your ass."
Patriots - "Man, fuck yo couch."

fuck yo couch by Luler February 7, 2008

Fuck yo couch 

go fuck yourself, in a defusing situation while talking shit

Jonny: Nigga yous gay.

Damon: Fuck yo couch nigga

Fuck yo couch by Master of Ceremonies September 26, 2008

Nigga Fuck Your Couch 

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off

Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch

Nigga Fuck Your Couch by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006

Nigga Fuck Your Couch 

something someone says to someone else when they are mad at them.

nigga fuck your couch

Nigga Fuck Your Couch by daggel May 30, 2006

Fuck Your Couch 

From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.

Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."

Fuck Your Couch by M i c h a e l December 24, 2008

I'd fuck that couch 

A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.

"Yo, check that out son... I'd fuck that couch."

I'd fuck that couch by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 5, 2012