Blunt Forced Trauma

A Headache due to smoking to much dope.

"Smoked one to many last night and got me a Blunt Forced Trauma this morning."

by The Daily Pile February 19, 2010

forbidden snack

An object which appears to be highly edible that is not, in fact, edible and is therefore considered to be "forbidden" despite its delectable yet deceptive appearance.

Laundry detergent pods, jelly pencil grips, dice, shiny marbles, Orbeez, slime, and squishies are all examples of forbidden snacks.
"Man, that new galaxy bath bomb I bought from Lush is such a forbidden snack!"

by ♡GuroCandy♡ December 23, 2017

forbidden pants

These pants called “Boho Flared Pants” supposedly make girls look thiccc with three c’s

John: Man my crush wore some forbidden pants today I couldn’t stop starin’

by Thiccyana September 25, 2022

the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

forberism

When a person who thinks they know everything, makes a comment that is ultimately very false.

Did you hear michael with his latest forberism? He thought tv was free in Poland?!

by Adasku September 20, 2020

forced meme

A forced meme is a "meme" that came to be through consistent posting of the "meme" by the creator of the "meme". Almost all forced memes are not actually memes. Nobody usually understands these, they are simply just there. Most forced memes get completely dumped into the dark corners of the internet, though some actually become famous and somewhat memetic. A prime example of a forced meme that actually became a meme is F**k Yeah Seaking. It started out as a forced meme on /b/ but eventually spread out to other sites and became a meme.

Milhouse was also a forced meme, but he became so forced that it became common to reply to a Milhouse picture with the statement "Milhouse is not a meme." That sentence in itself became a meme. Milhouse himself never became a meme.

Poster 1: Here's a picture of Milhouse. He is a meme.
Poster 2: MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME. STOP POSTING THIS STUPID FORCED MEME!!1!!111!

by Grandmaster the Grandmaster November 20, 2009

forbes magazine

Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.

Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*

by Merriam Chubster December 5, 2013