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Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.
Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.

Fisherman’s basket 

The act of fisting a vagina, after the fist has been lathered in any cooking oil and dipped in panko bread crumbs.
She had to go to call an ambulance after receiving a fisherman’s basket

Fisherman’s Codsack 

A dude’s hot, sweaty ball sack aka codsack that has become drawn in nice and taut and has a bit of a salty twang.
Had a bit of a fisherman’s codsack after that workout. But Rachel was licking them taut balls like a cow on a salt lick.

Fisherman’s Hook 

While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.
Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.

fisherman’s half 

When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.
Ray: Want a pint mate?
Hank: Still got half, I’ll take a fisherman’s half
fisherman’s half by gsb October 24, 2019

Fisherman Splatter

Smacking a semen/cum filled condom on the forehead of the person just penetrated.
After receiving a major ass romping, Kial then received a fisherman splatter to finish off the night.