the field goal 

when you're getting a blow job and you're about to cum you have the girl hold her arms in the shape of a field goal post and cum on her face and yell IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD when you cum on her face

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the field goal by kiods May 13, 2010

Norwegian Field Goal 

A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.

Sven: Hi there, can I get some banana peppers on my turkey club?

Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.

Norwegian Field Goal by Brett Fava Beans September 2, 2010

brazilian field goal 

When someone sits on the toilet to take a shit and then has someone else sit on their lap and shit between your legs.

Beck asked if Joe would give him a Brazilian field goal and shit between his legs.

brazilian field goal by Jake Beck November 19, 2016

golden field goal 

The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.

I got a little bit of pee on her leg while I was attempting a golden field goal.

golden field goal by Three points November 25, 2016

fake field goal 

This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)

fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!

I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.

fake field goal by jmizzel January 12, 2009

Cleveland field goal 

After you do a chick in the butt, pull out and flick the crap from the tip of your dick between her tits.

We did the dirtiest of the the dirty, I kicked a Cleveland field goal on that bitch.

Cleveland field goal by brownskicker February 6, 2009

50 yard field goal

When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"

I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"

50 yard field goal by azzkicker November 24, 2010