Type 1: Thinks they are better than everyone else because they knew the band when they weren't popular.
Type 2: Started liking the band because of "The Black Parade"; considered "posers" by Type 1 fans.
Type 3: People who just LIKE THEIR FUCKING MUSIC, PERIOD. NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE "IMAGE" OF THE BAND. Pissed off because they, sadly, get classified with the other two types.
Dude #1: God, I'm really starting to hate the My Chemical Romance Fans.
Dude #2: Not all of 'em are assholes, man. Some of them are normal people who can carry on with their everyday lives while still enjoying the band's music.
Dude #1: Wow, I feel enlightened. I think I will go worship Neil Patrick Harris. Thank you.
Person 1: "Look at dem ass fangs. My fetish..."
Person 2:"Huh? Ass what?"
Person 1: "Hmph. I bet you don't even know what vagina bones are!"
Person 2: "???"
adj. falsely angsty, the contracted form of fake and angsty, particularly referring an adult clinging to teenage rebellions and moodiness.
n. faux-angst