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explaination
An explanation that makes a discussed situation less plain by complicating what's apparent.
Also describes the process of looking a gift horse in the mouth and naming each tooth, after you bring it home of course. That's appreciation.
Often used by doctors, lawyers, and sociologically sane scientists for profit. (The mad ones do it just for the kicks).
When "It works, just because," is no longer an acceptable explanation due to decreased intimidation and a refusal to settle.
Also describes the process of looking a gift horse in the mouth and naming each tooth, after you bring it home of course. That's appreciation.
Often used by doctors, lawyers, and sociologically sane scientists for profit. (The mad ones do it just for the kicks).
When "It works, just because," is no longer an acceptable explanation due to decreased intimidation and a refusal to settle.
"I've just invented a new word!"
"Could you give me a brief explaination?"
"One day a character with a ballooned ego blew his thumb until his brain burst to which he thought 'Gee, that was fun, I wonder what else I can do? What would Jason do? Hell in a hand basket? Better quit while I'm ahead.'"
"What's the word though?"
"I thought I just explained it to you!"
*Slap*
*Bitch Slap*
*Karate Chop*
*Jedi Knife Trick*
"Free scalp!"
"Could you give me a brief explaination?"
"One day a character with a ballooned ego blew his thumb until his brain burst to which he thought 'Gee, that was fun, I wonder what else I can do? What would Jason do? Hell in a hand basket? Better quit while I'm ahead.'"
"What's the word though?"
"I thought I just explained it to you!"
*Slap*
*Bitch Slap*
*Karate Chop*
*Jedi Knife Trick*
"Free scalp!"
explaination by Ottomottopeer June 5, 2009
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Explanate
Verb: Ebonic way of stating explanate, with a mild hint of sarcasm. Also known as ghetto explanations, or way of saying I’m too intoxicated up to do anything .
The boy told his teacher after bending late, man I don’t have time to explanate with you my where’s and how’s of my life.
Man this lady so drunk she gone start explanating
Man this lady so drunk she gone start explanating
Explanate by Nicthegreat420 May 23, 2020
explanationalism
explanationalism by Jamie Day April 26, 2007
explainime
When the exposition of the Anime you are watching speaks condescendingly to you to explain exactly what is currently happening or about to.
Oh no, Goku used up all his power and can no longer fight! That last attack took everything he had, it looks like we're in trouble...so on and so forth is how animes explain the current situation i.e. explainime.
explainime by smashydave December 11, 2010
explainitude
The compulsion to bring up random terms and then explain to the finest detail every thing about said term regardless of their context in the conversation or the interest of the audience.
They rarely use more than one reference and are completely out of touch with the people they are talking to, have no idea what they are talking about, forcing themselves into relevance or have been watching videos on youtube instead of listening to the conversation.
It is a sickness and they should be directed to seek help.
They rarely use more than one reference and are completely out of touch with the people they are talking to, have no idea what they are talking about, forcing themselves into relevance or have been watching videos on youtube instead of listening to the conversation.
It is a sickness and they should be directed to seek help.
Lilly: I have a friend with a youtube channel who talks about this thing called water. According to him, water is made of a combination of water and water and can be found anywhere that water is located. Water is even in people animals and plants and even some rocks and....
Me: Lilly, we need to have a talk about your explainitude problem. You need help!
Me: Lilly, we need to have a talk about your explainitude problem. You need help!
explainitude by TPFQ fan March 24, 2021
Explanation
Iam "I still want an explanation."
Hym "You're not going to get one."
Iam "Well... I should..."
Hym "But you won't."
Iam "I mean... I still think I'm wrong about something here...."
Hym "What's there to think about? It either was what you thought it was or you were intentionally lead astray."
Iam "Yeah, but... *Sigh*.... They could have made this so much easier..."
Hym "I told you before and I'll tell you again. They liked being a hindrance. It was a game to them and they did it because they didn't respect you."
Iam "That's obvious..."
Hym "Look, it really doesn't matter. You left it entirely up to them. They chose that outcome. All of your problems there were communication based and could have been resolved by a 7 word sentence. It would have taken less than han 60 seconds. They didn't want to fix the problem. They liked that the problem bothered you so they allowed it problem to persist."
Iam "........"
Hym "They should have just left us alone"
Hym "You're not going to get one."
Iam "Well... I should..."
Hym "But you won't."
Iam "I mean... I still think I'm wrong about something here...."
Hym "What's there to think about? It either was what you thought it was or you were intentionally lead astray."
Iam "Yeah, but... *Sigh*.... They could have made this so much easier..."
Hym "I told you before and I'll tell you again. They liked being a hindrance. It was a game to them and they did it because they didn't respect you."
Iam "That's obvious..."
Hym "Look, it really doesn't matter. You left it entirely up to them. They chose that outcome. All of your problems there were communication based and could have been resolved by a 7 word sentence. It would have taken less than han 60 seconds. They didn't want to fix the problem. They liked that the problem bothered you so they allowed it problem to persist."
Iam "........"
Hym "They should have just left us alone"
Explanation by Hym Iam April 21, 2022