Evening Nap Syndrome (ENS)

Inability to fall asleep at night after taking evening naps. You come home from work and take a nap from 7-9. As a result, you can't fall asleep until well after midnight. The next day, the same cycle repeats itself and so on and so forth.

"You've crashed on the couch after dinner the last two nights and then haven't been able to fall asleep until 2 a.m.? You must have Evening Nap Syndrome (ENS)!"

Evening Nap Syndrome (ENS) by jshizzle79 August 19, 2009

one eyeing it 

When someone is so drunk they shut one eye, leaving the other eye to focus in on what theyre doing.

P: how much has jim had to drink?

Eric: 3 Cocaine in the Veins..why?

P: watch him text..hes one eyeing it

one eyeing it by Perrotta December 17, 2008

evening of his life 

The only night in a sorry motherfucker's life that he'll ever tap a chick's ass

That was the evening of his life.

evening of his life by ShrtysSk8er April 21, 2004

One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

One-Eyeing by KevJo October 13, 2009

evening wood 

Spontaneously getting an erection after morning, usually in the evening, sometimes after a nap.

Man, after that 3 hour nap on the couch, I got some serious evening wood.

evening wood by Calculated Risk January 11, 2008

eyeing out

looking someone up and down, as if wanting to fight.

as i was passing by, he was eyeing me out like i owed him some money or something

eyeing out by girl March 19, 2005

eVenge 

(n.) A violation of netiquette, like flaming or a site-specific attack (denial of service, sock puppets, spamming, et al.). It is commonly deployed by individuals attempting to redress a perceived slight, interpersonal confrontation, or who are merely thin-skinned miscreants. Comments and actions may range from snide or desultory remarks on social networking websites, to full-blown character assassination conducted on services such as DontDateHimGirl.com, Facebook, MySpace, and others. The frst consonant often capitalized.

"Allison got eVenge against her ex-boyfriend, who cheated on her, by posting intimate pictures of him on various gay pornography sites."

eVenge by PalePhoenix August 20, 2007