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Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.


See also: Rocket scientist
Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking Albert Einstein! As if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.
Einstein by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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When you hold your hand on your penis like your going to jerk off. Then your partner or friend grabs your arm and does the jerking motion for you.
I wanted to have my girlfriend jerk me off but she was to prude so i made her give me an Einstein.
einstein by Urbanski8940 June 13, 2009
The recreational drug Exstasy, Chemical name MDMA. Ironic cause it frys your brain.
Yo pop da Einstein and get ready to roll.
Einstein by xSatansAmbitionx September 19, 2006
the most bitching scientist ever... came up with the equation
E=MC^2. which in layman's terms means. mass how much space an object occupies times the speed of light squared gives you energy. can also be used to describe someone of a genus quality.
WOW! tom got a 120% on his calculus test because he got all of the bonus questions right.. he is practically an Einstein
Einstein by gohan9001 December 14, 2008
Look at Maria's lips. I'm tryin to get some Einstein from her.
Einstein by Dsxpress March 26, 2010
Verb. To beat sense into some one. To cause severe physical harm.
1. I'm 'bout to Einstein that mutha!
2. Jerome just got Einsteined!
Einstein by NoseDive December 30, 2005