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rub out the easy one 

jerking off before a date when your sure your goin to get laid so you dont blow your load too soon during sex
I'm going to go and rub out the easy one before I go out with Jessica.

the easy one 

another name for premature ejaculation. the first nut that comes out when a man is "sex ready" also, the reason why every girl needs to give her man a bj before sex
Todd when to the bathroom to get the easy one out before hittin it with Shaniqua
the easy one by Zaida August 5, 2008

let the easy one out 

to masturbate before sex, so you can last longer.
I let the easy one out, let's have a sex marathon!!!!!

Blow off the easy one

Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis
Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"

An Easy One 

Hym "Here's an easy one. In the bathroom. I'm not even actually pooping! Stabstabstab! Child stab! Hehehehehehehe....."
An Easy One by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

Easy Hole-in-one 

A useful term to describe a whorish real estate agent, especially in Colorado Springs area, who is very large and round in stature, with a booty like a Rhinoceros. She sleeps with anyone who DMs her or buys her a drink.
"Oh yeah, Megan is an EASY Hole-in-one!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"
Easy Hole-in-one by Capt Bangarang December 29, 2023