Dartington Threesome

Something that promises to be good, but is in fact so disappointing it is positively injurious.

This stems from the case of a certain Mr X, a plumber from Hitchin, Herts, UK, whose former girlfriend offered him a threesome as a birthday treat - except that on answering the door in expectation of his partner's friend, the extra person - who was male (sub-optimal, but not in itself fatal to the project), turned out instead to be expecting a homosexual encounter as Mr X's girlfriend was proposing merely to watch whilst Mr X had sex with the stranger - ie "A Dartington Threesome" is an M-M but no F threesome...".

Dartington Threesome by Vulgarsty May 10, 2021

dorling 

a legendary swordsman

dorling is one with the ladies

dorling by Dorling March 1, 2017

tongue darting 

The art and sport of eating ass.

The USA took home the 2016 Tongue Darting Championship in Iceland.

tongue darting by DarJen July 7, 2018

Dorking 

1- roleplaying
2- any activity generally classified as uncool or dorky
3- engaging in any activity for which one might be considered a dork

We're gonna be DORKING over a Steve's house friday night. You in?

Yeah, I'd love to get out to a club tonight, but my boyfriend is busy DORKING with his stupid friends.

Dorking by IRONSWORD1 November 24, 2004

Droting 

Similar to a Bum ting.

Usually means someone/something is nice or good looking e.g. a boy, girl or food.

Droting can be shortened to 'dro' which has the same meaning.

Yo look at that girl.

Shes a Droting.

Droting by Demski August 19, 2008

dorking ground 

a place where dorks go to hang out and do dorky stuff

person:1 hay feddy do you want to go hang out at the dorking ground
person:2 yea sounds great we should totally play wow for like 10 hours when we get there

dorking ground by crookys j February 23, 2011

dotting the eyes 

The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.

"Wait a second, don't clean up yet, I'm not done dotting the eyes."

dotting the eyes by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014