Depresso 

A severe state of sadness when you've run out of strong coffee. People without coffee are known to be grumpy, mad, and probably a little borderline psychotic. It's worse than being without a Snickers.

I'm sorry, I ran out of coffee and entered a state of depresso.

Depresso by coffeenator November 17, 2020

Depresso 

Person feeling depressed because they run out of coffee.

Person 1: Damn, I ran out of coffee
Person 2: Better get some more before you become a Depresso.

Depresso by Andre_601 May 22, 2021

Depresso 

The name given to the often multiple espressos you consume in an attempt to pull yourself out of bed after a depressive episode in order to face the world. Effects usually take a short time to kick in which can fortunately be used in order to take care of some of the shit you’ve been ignoring before starting to feel a lot better and clearer mentally :D

Hey man have you seen Jeff recently?

Not really? I don’t think I’ve seen him out of his room…

Haha drop him off a can of depresso from the fridge and he’ll be out in no time!

Depresso by Dyyyllll August 4, 2022

Depresso 

A drink involving budget end espresso and cheap whiskey to help you feel better about that bitch of a boss you have at work

Get the whiskey and make me an evening depresso

Depresso by Dr. krammer August 14, 2022

Depresso 

The depresso is a coffee you have with the person you are interested in after they told you they are seeing someone and it's too late to back out now.

Man I can't believe she is seeing someone, but it was a good depresso at the very least

Depresso by PhD Dr. Congo July 13, 2023

depresso 

When the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf makes your espresso wrong on purpose because they are just that evil. You now have do deal with a salty espresso because they kicked you out.

I hate this Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf location! They made my order wrong. Guess I have to deal with this depresso :(

depresso by NessPlays64 February 11, 2025

Depresso Espresso 

A fun way to say depression

"I have depresso espresso."

Depresso Espresso by Jerald the Horse February 12, 2020