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final destination-type shit 

1) Any situation where the outcome could result in your undoing. Usually in some freaky ass accident, as seen in the Final Destination movies.

2)Exclaimed after or used to describe an event that ACTUALLY WAS like a situation from the Final Destination movies.
1)"yo guy, change lanes. driving behind a log truck is some final destination-type shit."

2)"i really wasn't expecting to see a kid get hit by a milk truck today, that was some final destination-type shit!"

Destination fucked 

Being filmed while smashed on a roof top, shot gunning a stubie with a face smash while attempting a Tony hawk kick flip and eating shit mid way, with the youth of today watching on giving moral support in the form of a fuck you finger amidst a brewing fire of rage and a fat pig wandering aimlessly with the thoughts of 'someone just fucking eat me already'!
And at that moment, he arrived at 'destination fucked!'
Destination fucked by Magnetico November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked 

When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.
Destination Fucked by Siraco November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked 

A drunken woman who attempts to skateboard off the roof of a shack, whilst a young boy gives her the finger before the cameraman switches angles to a pig.
I reckoned we'd both be put in Ozzyman's Destination Fucked Compilation Volume 7 if we got drunk and tried to skateboard.
Destination Fucked by White Ranga November 30, 2018

Destination Fucked 

When you see the following course of action :-

Sheila drinks beer on a roof and then tries to do a tony hawk skateboard trick but instantly fails and get flipped off by a 9 year old while the nearby pig enjoys the action chilling near a warm fire.
You have reached your destination, Destination Fucked.
Destination Fucked by AL Assassin November 29, 2018

Final destination accident 

An bizarre accident; An accident that is so strange and that occurs under such unbelievable circumstances that it appears that the accident was straight out of Hollywood.
The guy's car was rear-ended and pushed into one of those car haulers - the chain securing the SUV on the top broke and it rolled off the hauler and landed in the back seat of the car crushing the chick in the back and the driver walked away without a scratch...

Wow! That was a real final destination accident.