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Dandelion Cock 

A long thing penis with a large bell end.
"I saw Gareth in the showers earlier, fuck me he's got a dandelion cock"
Dandelion Cock by Jim Keats October 9, 2014

dandelion eater 

vul. A racial slur for any elf or back to nature type. Highly insulting.
Iris: Here let me patch you up.
Grinder: Watch where yer' stickin' those fraggin' needles you pointy-eared dandelion eater.
dandelion eater by Jhonka December 21, 2003

dandelion day 

A happy day, the brightest in the longest time ever. When you have a dandelion day, you feel nice and soft on the inside because everything feels warm.
I had a dandelion day when I spent Saturday with my best friends and they told me that they loved me.
dandelion day by Suzanne C. January 28, 2014

Dandelion and Burdock 

(-n) A British drink made by gathering dandelions, crushing them to extract the flavour and by mixing a rather obscure purple food colouring.
Sam: Have you tried Dandelion and Burdock yet?
Adam: Yes. In fact, it tastes like leftover soya milk.

dandelion fairy 

When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.
I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.
dandelion fairy by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

Dandelion Patch 

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.
Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"