mountain-dew crawfish blast 

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

mountain-dew crawfish blast by burrning asshole December 5, 2010

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day 

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019

dead crawfish

A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).

Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.

Check it out! Here comes a dead crawfish!

(*SPLASH!*)

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

dead crawfish by exitflagger May 1, 2008

Tipsy Crawfish 

The act of when you get so drunk you make your move on the only chick at the party with crab infestation, and have your way with her.

"Dood Jjoou Cee Dat der chick ovarr dere???"
"Yea bro shes got Crabs"
"nwh man i hed skimp for diner noot crbs, ims a go holler at dat theree mami"
"Ok dude whatever you say...Ugh another soul lost to the Tipsy Crawfish".

Tipsy Crawfish by iGSpot. December 21, 2009

Kentucky Crawfish 

Spend a few months growing out your facial hair, preferably a big bushy 'stache. Find a girl. While eating her out, the aforementioned facial hair will tickle her area. When she laughs, smack the shit out of her face.

Holy shit, did you just Kentucky Crawfish that bitch?

Kentucky Crawfish by Le Parch August 29, 2010

Biloxi crawfish 

gential lice you catch from unsavory woman at the project longue in biloxi Missiissppi

I took this whore home from the project last night and that bitch gave me a case of Biloxi crawfish.

Biloxi crawfish by Edaurdo Jones October 13, 2007

Dusty Crawfish 

The biggest ladys man on the earth. DJ assaults apprentice. Does anything for a hot lady. Hottest guy you will ever meet. St. Ursula School his daily hell. Paul Stortz and John Cimino, the biggest pimps on the planet, are his crew. Also see the word a dustin for the same guy.

"wow man dustin is so hot"

Dusty Crawfish by Mr. Smiths Victem May 1, 2005