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correcter grammer 

correcter gramer is grammer thatis correcter
you = yuo
your = yrou
you're = yro'ue
contractions = both words without a space (doesn't = doesnot, won't = willnot) (doesnot include yro'ue)
13 = thirteen
every sentence is in lowercase (with some exceptions for specific names with uppercase characters in the middle)
punctuation outside of commas are rarely utilized
two word verbose insults are common (deluded fool, repulsive heathen, innocent fledgling)
profanity is rarely utilized
no = nno
yes = yyes
what the fuck = wgat vcr cfkc (or any semblance of the phrase with smashed keys)
rarely utilize abirritations, instead calling them by their full name
innocent fledgling: are you braindead?
personal shield generator: itis correcter grammer
innocenter fledgling: wtf is that???
personal shield generator: deluded fool

carpetter 

Noun A person who lays carpets.
Jim: "Joe lays carpet for a living. What's that called again?"
Tim: "A carpetter."
carpetter by Carpet Layer 2000 October 2, 2013

corneater 

one who eats his/her corn the long way in a very gay and homoerotic fashion while using the pornstar-esque wrist action...or one who in general is just an idiot or is particularly irritating.
dude!... that kid is suuuch a corneater!!!
corneater by SNH fireman May 23, 2012

Corvette 

An American made car, produced by Chevrolet. Characterized by its sharklike styling and, in modern guise, rear-wheel drive layout powered by GM's small block. Competent in handling/cornering, braking, acceleration. In Z06 guise, this vehicle can hang with even the best through the turns with outstanding braking and producing over 1.0G of lateral acceleration.
'Vette owner: That's really too bad that the kid thought my car couldn't corner as well as his Nissan Skyline R-34.

Traffic Cop: Yeah, I know. Nissan hasn't really had any success running the R390 in any competition, yet Chevrolet has been dominating with its C5-R. Oh well, let's go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost ... *sigh* ... these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.

'Vette Owner : tell me about it
Corvette by opium June 23, 2003

chinese corvette 

1 - a toyota prius that is mainly parked in a garage and only taken out for special drives or occasions.

2 - a toyota prius that the owner thinks is the shit because he/she is driving green.
"dude, check out that prius."

"hey, that's a chinese corvette!"
chinese corvette by azlurker July 27, 2009

catalytic converter

A catalytic converter is a small pipe, in which temperatures get so hot, it will help convert the exhaust gas into a more environmentally safe fume and decrease pollution emitted from a vehicles exhaust and reduce the smell of gasoline.
Removing a catalytic converter could make the exhaust 30-70 percent louder than the exhaust with the Catalytic Converter. In some states, running without a catalytic converter could be illegal and the fine could be as much as $2000.
Eliminating the catalytic converter from your system will not affect the overall performance values of the bike.
catalytic converter by Jermey August 6, 2005