Cookin a beef 

The act of grilling a hamburger. Or, the act of defecation.

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're grilling a burger, huh?

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're taking a shit, huh?

Cookin a beef by MetalSlugx October 16, 2011

cookin swag 

dance created by lil b swag swag

Chef, pot, knife, cookin swag!!!

cookin swag by Speed Racer Bro April 20, 2011

Cookin' meat 

Means awesome or great.

Another use is "let's cook some meat",meaning let's go/ let's do this.

First person: "Let's go out tonight. "
Second person:" Cookin' meat! " / "Cookin'!" /Yeah, let's cook some meat"

Cookin' meat by DickFelleHome🅱️oi July 21, 2021

COOKIN HER EGGS 

When a girl comes over to your parent's house and you cook her eggs on the stove as foreplay for anal.

Last night I was cookin her eggs at my parent's house

COOKIN HER EGGS by goofyisamurderer January 20, 2020

cookin the clock 

wasting time

"yo bitch get your panties off, you're cookin the clock"

cookin the clock by zooboff May 22, 2004

Cookin' like a chef I'm a 5 star 미슐랭 "미"의 정점을 찍고 눈에 보여 illusion Whoo 첨 느꼈지 이런 감정 놀랄 거야 gonna shock 바로 감전 

Lee felixs iconic lines which make most people in the straykids fandom go crazy (Me personally. I bark and scream.) … Cookin' like a chef I'm a 5 star 미슐랭
"미"의 정점을 찍고 눈에 보여 illusion
Whoo 첨 느꼈지 이런 감정
놀랄 거야 gonna shock 바로 감전

“ Cookin' like a chef I'm a 5 star 미슐랭 "미"의 정점을 찍고 눈에 보여 illusion Whoo 첨 느꼈지 이런 감정 놀랄 거야 gonna shock 바로 감전 is such a good stray kids song isnt it!? i have that SONG on repeat!”

Cookin' like a chef I'm a 5 star 미슐랭 "미"의 정점을 찍고 눈에 보여 illusion Whoo 첨 느꼈지 이런 감정 놀랄 거야 gonna shock 바로 감전 by zeeniio September 14, 2022

cookin' tits 

When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.

Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!

Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.

cookin' tits by Slim Shady Lady May 27, 2011