anti-jar conformation

A zen-like state of complete understanding reached by aligning yourself with jjb.

Anti-jar conformation and smeow on it!

anti-jar conformation by Tony Dungy August 26, 2003

confituate

verb-transitive: the act of placing one's lips on an object, namely another person's lips/body part or an inanimate object.

note*: created because all of the other words for kissing are awkward. ex: smooch, kiss, make out

"i love it when we confituate." - john
"i dont" - mark

"please dont confituate me there" - donald

confituate by dontjokingme January 6, 2008

confiscate

The most disgraceful thing to your human rights.

The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.

confiscate by SmurfemeLeader May 13, 2018

confirmanality 

The state of knowing you have what you need!

i have a dollar so thats Confirmanality

confirmanality by at least five April 28, 2009

Confirmation Look

The look you give to someone after making a joke just to check if they are laughing

After Andy made a bad joke he gave amber a confirmation look

Confirmation Look by Beijingmonaghan May 12, 2010

Confirmation Bubble 

A blank message sent in response to a text (intentionally or otherwise), letting the original sender know that the message has been read.

I got a confirmation bubble from your mother, so she knows we’ll be there tonight.

Steve sent a confirmation bubble, so he’s seen the list.

Confirmation Bubble by OrangeDiva March 21, 2012

confirmatory 

another way to say yes

do you wanna do this thing? confirmatory

confirmatory by therealvector June 3, 2019