Chemically Cockblocked 

When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.

Mitch chemically cockblocked me last night.

Chemically Cockblocked by beau801 February 24, 2009

chemically altered 

Getting so smashed, that you black out and everyone says you flipped out like the hulk during your fucked up episode

Dude why did you get so chemically altered off that vodka

chemically altered by T Dab September 21, 2017

chemically inclined 

being apt to do something after drinking or doing drugs

I was chemically inclined to take that fat chick home !!!

chemically inclined by onemanauto September 26, 2010

This is deeply comical 

Something that is deeply comical.

"Hey man, this is deeply comical"
"Æ ̢̦̬̂ᗩ̴̤̆Ꭹ̶̳̊͗̊Æ ̣̝̉͂͒ ̵͔̀ည̶̣̖͂̅ာ ̫͂̅̕Ⱥ̶̞͍̓͛̊ᗩ̶̭̖̎̇͘Æ̴̗̑͘ ̵͚́ခ̶̢͔͋̓̕ြ̵̛͚̇ေ̵̡̥̘͆̾̈́ ̹̪͙̋န̴̹͆̂͑ဲ ̅̀ͅȺ̶͍̀̕Ạ̴ཽ̒̇ ̜͒͊Ǽ̵̺͝A ̨̱͖̌̈́ည ̡͍͊ာ ͖̞̋A ̜̰̻̈̂͝ ̶̼̹̒͜Ⱥ̴͔̯͊Ⓐ̵̘̜̃̌ᗩ̶͙͓͇̾ᙓ ̡̦͎̈́̇͛Ꭹ̵̣̍̾ခ̵͉̾͝န ̦̈̎͂ဲ̶̵့͇̰̜̥̩̓́͘Æ ̛̮̳̉͜͝ ̶̳̇ပ̵̢̬̳̒ိ ̨̯̲̕ု̶̬̺̾̓͠ ̢̠̬͐Æ ̫͛̌͑Ǽ ͚̫̙͌̓̔Ⓐ ̻̀͛̚ͅည̶̰͘͝ာ̴̡͍̽Ⓐ ̗̼͉̕̕͘Æ̴̭͔͠ᗩ̵̟̑̿ᙓ̵͍͈̍͜ᗩ ͓́͊ͅᙓ ̛͚Æ̴̹̅͊"

This is deeply comical by cotentect September 13, 2023

Comical Relapse 

One of those things thats funny in your head but when you say it out loud nobody laughs.

Tim: What did the farmer tell everyone?

Alex: What?

Tim: I'm a farmer.

Alex: That was a Comical Relapse.

Comical Relapse by (DWR) September 2, 2005

Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.

"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."

Chemically Romancing by I'm not okay April 13, 2014

Cynically optimistic 

When you're really negative about something you're actually looking forward to.

Marriage is the biggest mistake I can't wait to make. It's the only thing I've ever been cynically optimistic about.

Cynically optimistic by Sanityfan November 29, 2015