clusterfuck

Originally a military term, but increasingly used to describe a particularly fucked up, chaotic or disorganized workplace or office situation.

Example 1:

Mike: "Hey who ran all these network cables under my cubicle? Where am I supposed to put my feet?"

Ryan: "Dude, we're putting in the new computers, we need relocate you to a desk in the basement."

Mike: "Jesus, what a clusterfuck this place is!"

Example 2:

Denise: "Be glad you missed the sales meeting today, there weren't enough chairs in the conference room and half of us had to stand, then that idiot Laura knocked over her venti Starbucks coffee all over the table. It even got the phone wet and everyone on the dial-in line got disconnected. God, what a clusterfuck!"

Brianna: "Like oh my god, total!"

clusterfuck by SoCaliCali January 10, 2009

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The Bush Administration

Yet another crisis arises because of the actions of that clusterfuck over at the White House.

clusterfuck by Doc!!! August 14, 2006

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Clusterfuck

Most commonly used in the military, "clusterfuck" is the 2nd level of group incompetence. Level 1 being a "Circle Jerk", Level 2 being a "Cluster Fuck" and Level 3 being a "Goat Screw".

Specifically, a "clusterfuck" is a situation where a group of individuals are gathered in the same general location and know "what-to-do", but are enaged in activities that are counter-productive to the mission.

"The platoon was supposed to attack the building from the top, the sides, the front and back but everyone converged trying to attack the same location causing a clusterfuck at the front door of the building.

Clusterfuck by INFANTRY 11B July 27, 2017