-The quintessence of a douche bag.
-One who pretends to penetrate his penis into a female vaginal canal.
-One who is horny and never gets any ass.
-Someone who walks around thinking that they are the shit and pops their collar, and struts with an insociable swagger.
1. Yo, Chad is such a clinedyker.
2. Brad used to be really cool, but after he got circumcised he has been a total clinedyke.
3. Yo, that new German kid is such a clindyker.
A ClinkerTitty, is when you're fucking a woman, and her titties bang together and make a 'Clink' noise. This is often caused by when a woman injects herself in the breasts with liquid metal, to get larger breasts.
yooooo, I fucked Lucy last night bro, she had some hardcore ClinkerTitty, it didn't bother me though.