charisma poisoning

the overwhelming feeling that you get when you meet or recently meet someone who is very charismatic. something about them has sticked with you, probably for a very long time, until you see them again. Being around them makes you contemplate things you have previously done and what you can do about it, for better or for worse. Your feelings about this person permeate throughout your everyday activities and if left uncontrolled may consume you entirely, as poisoning would.

Meeting someone that as the power to give you charisma poisoning gives you a warm tingly feeling whenever you think about them, and you will think less of yourself if you disappoint them.

charisma poisoning by t511b April 8, 2011

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Charisma Man

A nickname given to one whose Charisma is so incredibly high that he could even make a lesbian simp for him. He can also get out of any situation imaginable and is so incredibly convincing, cunning, and witty to the point of making him untouchable. Now anybody can become a Charisma Man. It takes trail after trial to become the most charismatic man at your school, your workplace, or even the entire universe.

The Trials include:
Knowing the Bro Code
Giving an incredibly good first impressions
Being king of either the Joks, the Nerds, the bullies, or that guy who is always drunk at the party
Not simping over girls but girls simping over you
If you fail on the simp task, go through a Redemption arc.
Must have at least 10 friends
Also has to always have a coach to guide him
Has to have the Homies respect
Is always somehow mod on Discord
Has to be Homie sexual

"Bro Charisma man just convinced the cafeteria lady to give him free food. Don't know why but he did"

"That damned Charisma Man just asked a Lesbian out on a date and she said yes bro. May have been just a glorified hangout sesh but it still counts bro"

"He ate an ice cream sandwich in one bite my guy, oh he also got a 69% for his math final cause he convinced his teacher to round it up. Even though it was at a 68.4"

Charisma Man by Chiip June 12, 2020