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Carlo's Law 

The law that whenever somebody says something about another person, they are really talking about themselves.
Carlo: I know you like ____
Davis: I'm calling Carlo's Law!
Carlo: Shutup
Carlo's Law by Jahsehington November 13, 2019

Carlin's Cleaver 

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
Carlin's Cleaver by Vitalogist August 5, 2020

Carl's Jr. 

Popular watering hole for young Ahwatukee dwellers. When they are out of Beer.
Hey dude let's go waste the night sitting at Carl's Jr.
Carl's Jr. by Clint W March 30, 2005

Carl’s Jr. 

Incepted in the fall of 2017, a Carl’s Jr. is a uncomfortable sexual act involving two individuals, two lubeless hands and a lot of effort. The receiver of the Carl, must bend over, cheeks spread while the giver, hands in prayer form, aggressively and quickly jams them into the rectum of the receiver. Usually, this is a one time event but there have been three recorded accounts of a Multi-Carl which includes extraction and reinsertion multiple times.

If someone is feeling particularly limber, the receiver may try to execute a Two Armed Carl or as it has been know in some circles, a Carl Sr.. The move incorporates both the hands and arms. Not recommended for midgets or people with a bad back.
This line for the Beck concert is taking forever! To kill time, let’s go to that alley over there and I’ll give you a Carls Jr.
Carl’s Jr. by joe the juice November 10, 2017

Carly's Bussy Hair 

Carly's Bussy Hair is a red fluffy hair with a nice soft texture. It is extremely warm and soft and lovable.
Carly can I have some of your bussy hair? I heard it was really soft and lovable! Go get some deluxe Carly's Bussy Hair
a potent laxative which may be extremely addictive.
him: Dude, how was that Six Dollar Burger?
me: Dude, i think its kicking in.
him: Oh shit, furrealz?
me: Yeah, hold on i gotta go to the bathroom.
(20 minutes later)
me: Dude all that shitting made me hungry. Let's go to Carl's JR.
Carl's Jr by Darnigga July 17, 2009