care bear gestapo 

A person or group of people that try to keep you from saying or doing anything too immoral.

Solomon: I wish my girl would Rusty Trombone me sometimes.
Marty: Dude, that's not cool to say.
Solomon: What? Are you with the Care Bear Gestapo or something?

care bear gestapo by JoshuaD February 25, 2008

care bear slam

The act of eating a large amount of jello then body slamming 7 year old at their birthday party then puking into the child's mouth.

The birthday party ended abruptly after Jack's drunk uncle Bill care bear slammed him.

care bear slam by John the kid with a haircut May 25, 2016

care bear stare 

When you have a care bear stuffed animal and it stares at you with its big cute eyes.

OMG the care bear stare!

care bear stare by lala April 16, 2004

care bear stare 

When you bend over, grab both ass cheeks and pull them apart, revealing your gaping ass cavity and showing it to an unsuspecting victim.

This has a similar effect on people as the care bear stare from the actual care bears and immobilizes the affected persons however fierce vomiting are a added effect.

I gave 'em the care bear stare, Jehovahs witnesses have'nt visited me since.

"Why is amber vomiting?" "Oh i just gave her a care bear stare

care bear stare by spicymchaggis90 July 29, 2011

care bear titties 

Some slamming titties. A sweet rack. Great boobs.

Check out Pete's Mom and her care bear titties.

care bear titties by Sethy poo January 27, 2006

Care Bear Blood 

A drink at Sonic Drive-In - Formula: Purple Orgasm(Sprite, Powerade, Lemonade, and Cranberry Juice) mixed with a Coke with EVERY flavoring in it.

Hey man, want to go drink some Care Bear Blood?

Care Bear Blood by Redbolt4 October 31, 2011

Care Bear Stare 

When you look at someone that is so cute you see rainbows and butterflies and care bears

I saw Audrey the other day. She's so pretty I was giving her the care bear stare all day.

Care Bear Stare by Adtuh August 27, 2012