Who’s Candice? 

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer

Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-

Who’s Candice? by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021

candiru 

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

candiru by Zak January 13, 2005

candice 

Ligma but not as funny

Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so good*

candice by brunaldo July 29, 2018

candiani

The most legendary last name. If you have this last name you are the most lucky person in the whole world. Having this last name gives you the power of strength.

Billy: Wow it’s a Candiani!!!
Zack: yeah, I know I’m great

candiani by Run ZMC May 13, 2018

candussy

the candle my mom bought that looks like a vagina

“moms burning the candussy again”

candussy by sami i am July 1, 2022

Like candies 

A term used when you successfully dribble an opponent. Usually abbreviated to "lc".
In Italian the verb "scartare" has more meanings and some translations can be "to discard", "to dribble" and "to unwrap".
In Italian it is said "scartare una caramella" that is "unwrap a candy".
From this, a shortened form "like candies" derives ("like a candy" for the singular)

"Look at that player, he dribbled them like candies!"

In italian: "lo ha scartato come una caramella!"
In english: "he dribbled him like a candy!"

"Ooooooh lc!"
"Look! lc!"

Like candies by DottRosa April 20, 2021

Candice 

Candice is a perfect amazing!!! Gorgeous girl!!!! She has the best sense of humor she is absolutely hilarious! If you ever have the pleasure of meeting a Candice marry her on the spot! She has long brown hair and deep brown eyes and is hecka sexy! She is Super sweet and kind. She is so fun and the absolute best friend ever!!!! Get you a freaking candice

Cute guy- dude whose that hot thang over there
Cute guys friend- oh bro shes a Candice

Candice by Blessed friend February 17, 2019