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Cacooning 

when someone (usually a teen/young adult) is unsatisfied with their physical appearance and stays in their room for months working out/perfecting their appearance as to be comfortable with themselves in the public eye; only to emerge as someone who is completely different and (usually) more attractive and likeable. sometimes refered to as "the butterfly effect."
Wow, Bobby spent the whole winter Cacooning and he looks HOT!
Related Words
A caboosi is the g spot for a guy. It is two to three inches in ur butthole and causes a shocking orgasm.
"I love it when my friend Autumn touches my caboosi says jalen'"
caboosi by Swaggy pimp daddy February 23, 2015

choosing lesser evil 

A set scenarios that you have to choose whatever hurts less.
Officer Mark was forced to choosing lesser evil between killing the dope pusher Mang Kanor, or shooting his corrupt buddy Officer Jerry.

cacooning 

when a man (not a jew) pulls his foreskin over an unsuspecting persons nose...works well when tea bagging is in consideration aswell...there u go guys!!!
ha he got advanced teabaged...cacooning rules!!
cacooning by Ben Alsbury November 2, 2007

aboosing the goose 

A Canadian euphemism for mastrubation.
The only right way of saying it is with a Canadian accent.
Examples:
"Logan's gone again. Must be aboosin' the goose somewhere, eh?"

"I was drunkely aboosing my goose in my igloo, when I heard a scratching sound. I wondered what it was all aboot, but it was my trusty moose , so instead of aboosing the goose I went aboosing the moose with a lot of booze."

Carlosing 

The act of "bumbling" around, almost aimlessly but to the outside world it appears that you very much have an aim. You might try and look busy, but everyone really knows your not actually doing anything.

The act of Carlosing is a difficult one to master, it is said that the Germans have perfected it, while others are just trying to imitate them.
"Hey man what have you been up to all day?"
"Oh you know, just carlosing around."
Carlosing by Carlos The Third December 25, 2013