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malaysian burial

A fake/faux death stunt in which an individual is sealed into a coffin, presumed to be dead, only to be floated down a river to an escape area where they break their way out of the coffin. A technique oft used by hitmen and headhunters to evade/deceive marks into believing they are in minimal amounts of danger. Sometimes used in passing to refer to clever escape.
Targeted Individual: "You were pronounced dead nearly three months ago!"

Hitman: "Merely a Malaysian Burial, my friend. Now what shall it be? The ol' Epstein?"

Viking Burial 

Having sex with someone in a car you are about to sell.
Person 1: yo I hear you’re selling your ride?

Person 2: yeah it’s pretty sad but I gave it a Viking burial.

Person 1: Niceeee
Viking Burial by LOlItSTrUe June 12, 2020

Viking Burial 

Performing a bukkake on a woman with a beard is a Viking Burial
Me and my friends gave Ruth a Viking burial
Viking Burial by Zombie1004 November 23, 2020

Bone burial 

An Australian made phrase used as slang for sex
I’m gonna make like a dog, and bury my bone in your hole

‘I’m due for a bone burial mate’

‘Fuck, s’been a while since I ‘buried the bone
Bone burial by Tomsavage January 22, 2023

bathtub burial 

When someone commits suicide by slitting their wrist in a bathtub
She killed herself, it was a bathtub burial.
bathtub burial by Ren Doge August 20, 2023

Stoner's Burial 

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.
I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.
Stoner's Burial by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017