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Buffering 

buffering is foreplay of the anus making it loose enough to insert your penis in without the use of lubrication.
fred was buffering mary as she chose dry for that evening and he did not want to cause her harm.
Buffering by beardocaravaner April 16, 2009

buffering 

1) Freezing mid thrust during rough or angry sex.

2) Freezing mid sentence during and intense argument.
I was totally banging my old lady last night and I stopped mid thrust. She asked what I was doing. I responded, "Its a new moved I learned from internet pr0n... It's called buffering"
buffering by Reddit Thief October 1, 2010

buffering adverts 

The worst invention ever
Person 1: I can deal with the adverts
I can deal with the buffering
But when the adverts buffer
I suffer
Person 2: Yeah I hate Buffering Adverts too!

Buffering 

When your stuck, paused, brain fart, loading.. waiting in silence for no apparent reason.

*suffer from CRS- Can't Remember Shit!
I was buffering while standing in the store looking for something.

In the middle of my conversation I started buffering.
Buffering by Kr8zi2D May 3, 2018

buffting 

English youth slang for someone who is rather attractive
shanice: ooooh. that boyz a buffting ya know
deborah:yes. he is rather good looking
buffting by mallert April 13, 2008

Corn Bucketting

The sexual act of taking a female partner and a gallon of cream corn and a KFC buckett to a field and proceeding to fill every orfus on her body with the cream corn. After the corning is complete, kill da bitch and place a kfc bucket on her head. Then proceed to make sweet sweet sweet corn love to that hot bod.
"So how bout you's crabslashin hamburgler ho's come corn bucketting wit us?"
Dude, "Remember when we corn bucketted your sister? No? Well I do!"
"Wiggly Woot Woot In you're toot toot when I's gonna corny bucketted you boo!"
"Ya hear that??? Corn Bucketting! Let's Roll!"
Corn Bucketting by BassGod! January 20, 2008