Tender Branson
Tender Branson by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004
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Chuck it on Branson
Getting wasted on the expense of your virgin credit card, and not even considering paying any of it back.
(EL) Hey Gilli are you coming out tonight ??? (Gilli)nah dude i got no cash !! (EL)fuck that "Chuck it on Branson" (Gilli) Yeah no doubt, Branson's good for it.
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dont worry boys "Branson's got this round"
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dont worry boys "Branson's got this round"
Chuck it on Branson by Gilli83 July 17, 2007
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getting Branson’ed
When someone tells a long boring story and in the end it wasn’t even worth it to listen to. Much like driving to Branson, MO. A long boring drive that ends in disappointment.
getting Branson’ed by trugentlemen670 April 21, 2018
Pulling a Branson
Pulling a Branson by Colorado69_420 February 4, 2020
The Dirty Branson
When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.
1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?
Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?
2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.
Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?
2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.
Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
The Dirty Branson by RPotter December 15, 2006
jake branson
a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.
everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
jake branson by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019
The Branson
Ah, the Branson—a libation as alluring as the Ozark hills, its genesis inspired by the vibrant, yet quaint Branson, Missouri. Picture a tableau of country music, twinkling theater lights, and verdant golf courses. Now translate that into liquid form. Infused with the effervescent zing of sugar-free Red Bull, harmoniously mingled with the apple-infused aristocracy of Crown Apple, the Branson is punctuated by a sultry splash of cranberry juice—a nod to the fleeting colors of an Ozark sunset.
Like Branson itself, this cocktail is a paradox: sophisticated yet approachable, bustling yet tranquil. To sip the Branson is to be transported to a lakeside theater where banjos play softly and every firefly adds a flicker to your night. Just one taste, and you're no longer a tourist; you're part of the legend.
Like Branson itself, this cocktail is a paradox: sophisticated yet approachable, bustling yet tranquil. To sip the Branson is to be transported to a lakeside theater where banjos play softly and every firefly adds a flicker to your night. Just one taste, and you're no longer a tourist; you're part of the legend.
The Branson by DJ Ski October 4, 2023