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he's a real-life ginger..... he is also a witch and kind of an asshole but his mom still kinda loves him for who he is. but shes also a little scared
need to turn your friend into a frog contact Branden
Branden by borob October 30, 2019
Branden is the most perfect guy in the world. He’s sweet, a goof ball, loveable, and all around the best guy you could meet. Branden is a quiet guy in public but around you or his friends he’s a burst of energy. Branden is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. He is super funny and you see no flaws in him, only perfection.
“Branden is amazing
Branden by your bestie grace August 19, 2019
A really tall guy who people call a giraffe. He’s really sweet and caring. He will never let you down or make you feel left out. His feet size is out of the world but he always has a good style of shoes
Did you see that giraffe?”
Oh yeah that’s branden”
Branden by Postpaid September 8, 2019
A bald white man who’s signature style, used to include a baseball cap
“Branden always wears that baseball cap so he doesn’t get a sunburn on his bald head
A bald white man who’s signature style, used to include a baseball cap
“Branden always wears that baseball cap so he doesn’t get a sunburn on his bald head
A beautiful girl given a boys name because her parents thought everyone would know who The Brandenburg Concertos are.
“What’s your name, Brandy??”
“No, Brand’E’n the E makes it feminine. It’s Branden
I blame my parents for that one
Branden by The original wolf October 11, 2021