Boats and Hoes

A long-running pun by Minecraft Youtuber Mumbo Jumbo in which chests at the end of redstone contraptions always contain boats and hoes.

"It all looks nice and ready inside for you to pick up your boats and hoes, so that you can have a fantastic time without having to look at all of those ugly piston faces."

Boats and Hoes by ButterEmperor November 12, 2016

Batesville Burner

After enjoying one's self to a meal of crawfish, the guy proceeds to finger the girl while the finger appears to be clean but are in fact still full of hot spices, resulting in a burning sensation in the girl's pussy.

That bitch didn't know I ate crawfish today until I gave her a Batesville Burner

Batesville Burner by napkin May 6, 2006

Boatercycle 

A mix between a boat and a motorcycle. A jetski.

A boatercycle is jetski, Sea-Doo, or any other type of one or two manned water vehicle steered with handle bars.

Boatercycle by Madam Tampini September 16, 2008

norman bates 

The act of going completely freaking out on someone.

Becca: "So did see that girl screaming at her boyfriend in the parking lot?"

Jake: "Yea, she totally went norman bates on his ass".

norman bates by cskillet January 15, 2009

Batesy Moment

(Noun)

A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.

(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)

Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."

Batesy Moment by Jonesy1548 August 15, 2006

Crack Boated 

Used in a campaign to define a politician who previously may have used crack cocaine.

"I was crack boated by extremists"

Crack Boated by Scout1 January 17, 2008

Katie Bates 

FUCKIN' MASSIVE FURRY

ALSO INTO BEASTIALITY

Fuckin' hell you seen Katie bates

Katie Bates by STWxiLLuSiOnZ September 4, 2018