blond oboist 

He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fan base within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.

Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutie play? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist

blond oboist by strawberryseeds March 31, 2015

blond amputee 

When someone makes some bomb food and they serve it to you.
Also a substitute for bon appetite

Emily:"I made my baby some chicken pot pie."
Jose:" Blond Amputee"

blond amputee by EmilyTooSavage November 28, 2016

blond sanchez 

The act of fingering a vagina and then wiping the vaginal fluid across the upper lip of the fingeree or any unsuspecting individual.

I fingered this chick in the bathroom, walked out and gave my friend an blond sanchez.

blond sanchez by snacko1 October 9, 2008

blond-lad-sexual 

when you only fancy blond lads

only likin blond lads

blond-lad-sexual by Corbo January 23, 2004

Blond Ingrate 

That one idiot who uses the cheese grater the wrong way.

Incorrectly using the cheese grater.

"Stop being such a blond ingrate and turn the fucking cheese grater around."

Blond Ingrate by TheabsoluteShit February 15, 2015

Blond Jesus 

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

Blond Jesus by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

blond cunt hair 

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.

"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

blond cunt hair by Scotty Chats May 6, 2018