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Midnight Blizzard 

The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.
Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.
Midnight Blizzard by Blizz-tacular January 20, 2009

San Diego Blizzard 

Intense blasts of light drizzly rainfall lasting over two hours and/or temperatures falling below a bone-chilling 68 degrees Fahrenheit in Southern California, characterized by the revealing of Ugg Boots, Scarves, and jackets in addition to traditional mini-skirts and board-shorts.
During a San Diego Blizzard one would overhear:

Girl 1: "Like, oh my God did you see that it's supposed to be partially cloudy tomorrow?"
Girl 2: "Like, yes! Looks like were going to have to wear scarves with our bikini tops."
Guy: "I love California."
San Diego Blizzard by Slayafish March 22, 2011

Blizzard 

n. A game company which creates the most addictive award-winning games.

Has created Starcraft and Warcraft universes, and the ever-popular Diablo game.
Hey, look, that game was made by Blizzard.
Blizzard by Wasted-Blodmage August 25, 2003

Siberian Blizzard 

A wrestling move, popularized by Zangief. The wrestler takes an opponent in one hand and spins several times before rocketing into the air while still spinning. The opponent is then slammed into the ground head first from an incredible height.
If you ever enter my airspace again, I'm afraid I will have to Siberian Blizzard you.
Siberian Blizzard by Cornwad June 2, 2010

Dirty Blizzard

When you place a line of coke on a girls or guys ass, when you go to do the line off of your partners ass they fart in your face and WHAM... your in the middle of a dirty blizzard! Good Luck!
I was about to do a line off of this hot chicks ass, when BLAMO.. she farted and blew all of the coke into my face just like I was in a dirty blizzard.
Dirty Blizzard by Lefty Chronic October 15, 2009

Phantom Blizzard 

When you're having sex with a young lady in the style of doggy and you're about to cum, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.
I was having dirty backdoor sex with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. I don't think she's gonna call me any more.