Blasting Taft 

The act of masturbation, a term popularized by certain message boards. Reference to the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.

"I was in the bathroom the other night and my girlfriend totally walked in on me while I was Blasting Taft."

"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."

"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"

Blasting Taft by moonmaster July 3, 2007

blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

blasting a dookie by Chris cain March 9, 2005

Blasting Rope 

An exotic way of saying Masturbation

John: Eyy I saw my cousin blasting rope to Midget Porn

Jeff: What's the matter with that ??

Blasting Rope by TheL1e November 11, 2018

Blasting Buddy 

A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy

Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.

Blasting Buddy by Rickzilla June 10, 2015

blasting out of both ends 

A slang term used to describe projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea at the same time.

Side effects may include: Blasting out of both ends.

blasting out of both ends by whats a pseudonym seriously October 31, 2021

blasting a nut 

To ejaculate very forcefully. To shoot cum deep inside a woman's vagina with ball-jarring force. To feel one's testicles, scrotum and entire male-genital region spasmodically convulse and tighten concurrent with the projectile ejaculation of semen from the penis.

Dude, Penelope's pussy is so damn tight she had me blasting a nut within the first few minutes of fucking.

blasting a nut by Richard Mucus June 8, 2014

blasting off

to just not think and space out for a hot sec

Kate didn’t respond when i called her name, I bet she’s blasting off again.

blasting off by funtimesarefun March 12, 2019