baldingus 

It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me

Do be friends with that baldingus he will fuck your mom

baldingus by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017

balingus

Bad; messed up.

You got beaten up by a six year old girl? That's balingus, man!

balingus by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004

ill billious 

something ILL dope or bad ass

"dam that shits ill billious"

ill billious by justus fischer aka jmurder June 18, 2008

Haulin' the Ballins 

Going fast and hard on a bike or skateboard before a jump. Derived from "Haul Balls".

John: Dude, that was insane air! You had to be really haulin' the ballins to make that jump.

Haulin' the Ballins by Mister Duck April 12, 2010

barginous

It is a version of a bargain.

When you find a HUGE bargin and its so amazing you say it is barginous!

barginous by Apes October 2, 2003

Balicous 

When you feeling that nice booty

That is balicous

Balicous by Water_boy143 July 18, 2018

Ballitos 

What ignorant white people think the Spanish word for "testicles" is.

"She kicked that wetback right in his little ballitos"

Ballitos by JustTheOne November 21, 2020