Baked Potato 

When you wrap aluminum foil around your penis as to act in place of a condom before performing sexual intercourse.

Extremely painful.

Jill cheated on me and aborted my kid... it just makes me want to baked potato her!!

Baked Potato by VoiceofReality October 30, 2008

Baked Potato 

When one person defecates into another persons asshole. The "potato" is then "baked" for 20-45 minutes before it is re-defecated upon the original shitter's chest for a shared dining.

-"Hey man, will make me a baked potato?"
-"Sure, take off your pants."

-"I'd bake her potato."

Baked Potato by TheGrinder February 26, 2009

Baked Potato 

Someone who is high or is going to get high

Baked Potato

Baked Potato by trolololol16 December 18, 2012

baked potato 

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

baked potato by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

Baked Potato 

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

Baked Potato by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

Baked Potato 

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

Baked Potato by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

Baked Potato 

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.

Baked Potato by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016