Eating ass

It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

Bro, I’m tonight I’m totally gonna eat Tina’s ass like shrimp fried rice.

Eating ass:It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

Eating ass by THendricks November 27, 2018

Eating Ass

Apart from the act itself, Eating Ass as a cultural phenomenon is ultimately a reflection of an extreme desire to express one's liberal ideals

Generation Z: I Love Eating Ass
Generation X: Excuse me?
Stuck up Millennial: What a perfect opportunity for nuanced political discourse

Eating Ass by Borrowed Facts January 27, 2019

Eating Ass

1. For anyone born in 1995 or later, eating ass is the act of oral sex on the anus. An ungodly act that only the ballsy do.
2. For old people, eating ass is the act of being scolded or engaging in an altercation of some fashion. Originates from military personnel getting "chewed out," or "getting your ass chewed."

1. "Man, I can't believe Alyssa did the pop schlop twist combo with a gooch to ass licking finish. She ate my ass and she ate my ass good. I hope she doesn't expect me to start eating ass."
2. "Hey man I wouldn't bother sarge with anything right now. He caught me firing blanks at recruits while on the shooting range and ate my ass for it." "Thanks man, I'll be weary."
2 Alt. "That piece of shit tapped my girls ass here at the nursing home. She has fibromyalgia so it was really painful for her. Swear to god I'll eat his ass if he ever comes near my room."

Eating Ass by DownTheSyndrome October 12, 2019

eating ass

to eat the booty like groceries

"Yo that girl is nasty!" -dude 1

"Yeah and I went all chris kyles on that ass too." -dude 2
"Got a lot of nerve to be eating ass. Gross" -dude 1

eating ass by urniggafarquaad June 25, 2015

eating ass

the act of having someone’s ass on a plate and eating it with a fork.

“i love to eating ass, lets go to that one place”

eating ass by killurselfbitch June 23, 2019

the ceo of eating ass 

the ceo of eating ass is Hussein. He is the god of eating ass. If you are about to get your ass eatin' or you are about eat ass, you should be praying to Hussein for a good session.

im worried because I didn't pray to the ceo of eating ass before i ate her ass, I might be in trouble.

the ceo of eating ass by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019

Shit Eating Ass Goblin 

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.

Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"

Shit Eating Ass Goblin by Atromi March 11, 2009