Arctic Madness 

Madness cause when one has to urinate outside in the cold and is wearing 4 inches of clothing and only has 3 inches of penis to work with due to the sub-zero temperatures.

Common among males in the Arctic.

"I have to urinate so bad it hurts! But I can't find my willy in all these clothes." - Justin

"Calm down, your getting arctic madness."
- Dave

Arctic Madness by Monological January 21, 2009

arctic fist 

(v.)
to immerse one's hand in a bucket of ice or frigid material, and shove such substances into another's rectum. Often used as a masochistic prerequisite to anal sex, the ice typically numbs the anus of the recipient.

"...yeah, she asked me to arctic fist her. At first I was thinking, what the fuck? But apparently it numbs her asshole, and it feels amazing."

arctic fist by halibutt April 13, 2014

Arctic monkeys

The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off

Jesus: Arctic monkeys rock!

Arctic monkeys by je5u5 October 2, 2005

Arctic fox 

n) A hot chick from a cold place.

Bob: "Damn, that chick is hot!"

Paul: "Dude, shut up, that's my sister! She's visiting me from Minnesota."

Bob: "Well, your sister's an Arctic fox!"

Arctic fox by ah_halifax January 21, 2013

arctic chill 

When a black person likes a white person

I think i have arctic chill!

arctic chill by MichelleJ January 22, 2010

Arctic Mushroom 

When a guy is sleeping without blankets, and the temperature is very cold. His penis head is sticking out of the fox hole resulting in an Arctic Mushroom

"Dude, It was so cold last night and I woke up this morning with the worst arctic mushroom!"

Arctic Mushroom by Dj cold penis December 30, 2011

arctic blaster

A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle

It was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster

arctic blaster by Special Daniel December 20, 2014