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aftershock 

second smaller burp or fart after an explosive burp or fart
Man!!! Roni's aftershock was harse. She even scared the dog!!!
aftershock by stormy red hair February 9, 2010

Aftershock 

Noun. Plural "aftershocks". A small shit that comes upto 20 minutes after a much bigger shit.
Person 1 emerges from bathroom.

Person 2: That was a pretty big shit.
1: Yeah. Anyway, how're you?
2: I'm good, you?
1: Yeah, I'm doing alrii—
A look of terror comes over Person 1's face.

1: Oh no! Aftershock!
Person 1 runs back to the toilet clutching his arsehole.

aftershock 

When a woman has an orgasm in the moments after intercourse has ended
Jodi you can't believe what happened to me. After my husband and I made love the other night I was laying there recovering from the last orgasm and another one hit me without being touched!!! It was like an aftershock!!!!!
aftershock by bigerq January 18, 2017

Aftershock 

A loud, rumbling fart within minutes after taking a shit.
Dude did you fart? I thought you just took a shit?

I did. It was an aftershock.
Aftershock by tatermctater June 22, 2024

aftershock orgasms 

Orgasms or erotic stimulations that occur spontaneously and unexpectedly despite the lover not being in the room or any sexual activity or contact occuring. Aftershock orgasms are inspired mental activity and physiological reactions that come after 'monster thumping sex' and the body is still craving and aching for the lover long after intercourse has occured. Usually the person suffering an 'aftershock' has a boner, a wierd smirky smile for no reason, has a visible cramp, is distracted while driving or working, or may engage in masturbation while crying out his/her lover's name in the middle of the day for no reason. If you get these, ride the waves and keep the lover. Also known as an 'echo orgasm.'
After a romantic night of 'monster thumping sex' my guy and I couldn't see each other for a few days, but I was having aftershock orgasms all the time. So was my guy when he finally confessed over the phone.

She: "I can't stop thinking about you. It's so bad I'm having trouble driving."
He: "I know, these aftershock orgasms are making driving dangerous. HAHA."
She: "My coworkers are thinking I'm losing my mind, and I can't tell them. They'll think I'm a pervert!"
He: "I'm coming over in a few days. I need my next fix."
aftershock orgasms by Laniidae January 26, 2008

Aftershock Boner 

An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.
After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.
Aftershock Boner by JackTen October 3, 2019