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Deceitful aftermath 

The sudden realization that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t the best ever person, place, or thing, and instead may just have been the effects of alcohol, drugs, lust or any other form of intoxication. Verb.

See also Beer Googles, Post Nut Clarity
Jane was suffering the full effects of the deceitful aftermath when she realized that last nights drunken tattoo of “Marvin the Martian” in a bikini was not the very definition of funny and sexy.
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Jurassic world aftermath 

A popular game that has dinosaurs in it. The game is has 2 seasons and is good to play. Its kinda a horror game only is on Vr (Only on the quest and quest 2's) I dose deserve another season.
''Hey bro I just played the new VR game called jurassic world aftermath''
The morning after a particularly long and epic house party, or night out.
Typically characterised by a godawful hangover, a house furnished with destroyed items and other detritus that can be found up to 4 streets away, passed out individuals scattered all over the house/garden, and a prevailing sense that despite the current state of affairs, the previous festivities will be remembered for years to come.
"Holy shit, bro! The aftermath of that party was unreal, it took us 4 days to clean that place!"

"Dude, I'm still feeling the aftermath of that night out even now...was so worth it though!"
Aftermath by Deathmonkey87 January 25, 2009
Noun; A superior group/crew/gang. An elite.
Yo son, I'm Aftermath. Whats really good?
Aftermath by DennisKilla November 21, 2003

Jackoff Aftermath 

The aftermath of having an orgasm while masturbating
Hey man, can i come over?

Yea, hold on i gotta clean up my "Jackoff Aftermath"

K. :)

gang bang aftermath 

A word used to describe someone's face or object
Guy1: Dude what happened to your car?
Guy2: It got wrecked by a tornado
Guy1: looks like a gang bang aftermath to me

the aftermath 

when a girl gives you a Blowjob or a good dick sucking, you surprise turn around and fart in her face.
the aftermath by famous17 September 20, 2009