emotional affair 

just like any other affair, but with no boning. where you have mutual feelings for someone NOT your significant other but you never hook up.

John: we had a total emotional affair.
Grace: wtf?
John: I was emotionally cheating on Heather with you.

emotional affair by sproink March 9, 2007

Brown Towel Affair 

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.

"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"

Brown Towel Affair by Fasteddie666 May 30, 2016

Brown Tie Affair 

The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.

Jessica squatted and laid a turd across Brandy's throat. It was a brown tie affair.

Brown Tie Affair by bhurmam September 19, 2013

on-line affair 

a sexual relationship via the internet

She suspected that her boyfriend was having an on-line affair when he started to become amazingly good at typing with one hand.

on-line affair by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008

black tie affair 

Social events where all attendees are expected to wear formal attire. Both males and females attending a black tie affair make efforts to comply with the dress code and choose clothing that is considered appropriate formal dress for the time of day, the season, and the nature of the event. A black tie affair is different from a semi-formal event, where there is a wider range of clothing options considered to be appropriate semi-formal attire.

I heard someone in our neighborhood was holding a black tie affair.

black tie affair by Chipotle Guacabeefsky October 18, 2009

textramarital affair

The art of cheating on your partner using text messages.

The neighbor girl and I are having a textramarital affair!

textramarital affair by Born Lucky May 27, 2010

A Current Affair 

(or ACA) A current affair show (a bit like Today Tonight) shown on Channel 9 in Australia. Hosted by Tracy Grimshaw (the one that Gordon Ramsay called an old ugly pig).

A Current Affair is just like Today Tonight, sensationalist pigs!

A Current Affair by parafieldgardens4eva August 24, 2010