A.D.D.F. 

"After Doo Doo Fart".

When right after you shit, you have some bad gas coming right after it.

Closely related to B.D.D.F.
Before Doo Doo Fart

Ryan's Mom: Ryan are you ok?

Ryan: ( Burning a hole through his fuckin pants!) Hell No ...Bitch ..I Got A.D.D.F. !!!

A.D.D.F. by OneSimoneJ June 22, 2011

A.D.D dick

A term used to describe temporary male shrinkage caused by use of A.D.D medications

Dude I just went to the bathroom and realized I'm suffering from some serious A.D.D dick

A.D.D dick by Mmiller September 17, 2011

Musical A.D.D 

the changing of a song half way through because someone got bored with it.

Generally this occurs with an ipod that has been put on shuffle mode or by the passenger in a car when the driver is to preoccupied to stop him.

Person 1: Man i wish he wouldn't stop changing the song halfway through.

Person 2: Yea he needs to just pick something he's totally got "Musical A.D.D"

Musical A.D.D by panther68 July 5, 2009

iPod A.D.D.

when you are listening to your iPod (or any music source) and you constantly change the song halfway through, and change back, then go to another song and so on.

Steve: Kyle stop switchin the radio station!
Dan: I think he has iPod A.D.D.
Steve: I think he needs a Smack Across the Face flavored Ritalin.
Dan: Ritalin's flavored?
Steve: They are now.

iPod A.D.D. by Pantsman May 11, 2006

YouTube A.D.D 

Getting way off track on YouTube or any other video website. Like searchin for one thing then an hour later watching something completely unrelated.

John: hey this has nothing to do with what we were looking for.
Joe: yeah we must have developed YouTube A.D.D

YouTube A.D.D by Mr. A.D.D February 7, 2009

Music A.D.D. 

When a person cant listen to one song for a long period of time and they constantly are changing the radio station or skipping songs while listening to a c.d. or mp3 player.

Stop changing the radio station, you have such music A.D.D.!

Music A.D.D. by alisonlazarus April 23, 2007

L.O.A.D.D. 

L.O.A.D.D. stands for Lack Of Attention Deficit Disorder.

"LOADD" is a disorder defined as a constant feeling of laziness and general lack of motivation. Persons with "LOADD" (Commonly referred to as "Loads") have a tough time doing everyday tasks such us walking to the refrigerator or finding the remote.

LOADD symptoms can interfere with one's ability to get the most out of their capabilities, establish and maintain relationships, and maintain a general sense of dignity.

Hey, did they make your diagnosis yet, are you a total L.O.A.D.D.?

L.O.A.D.D. by brianz3450 August 7, 2009